（English Joke）轻松一刻 [ruddyli 修改于 2006/4/18] 状态 开放帖 浏览量 3156 |
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A deleted file Caller: "I deleted a file from my PC last week and I have just realised that I need it. If I turn my system clock back two weeks will I have my file back again?".
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让生活如涓涓细流，欢快，轻盈，歌唱着一路欢腾下去...
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Right-click on the open desktop A man making heavy breathing sounds from a phone box told a worried operator: "I haven't got a pen, so I'm steaming up the window to write the number on". Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop". Customer: "OK". Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?". Customer: "No". Tech Support: "OK. Right-Click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?" Customer: "No". Tech Support: "OK, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?". Customer: "Sure. You told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'".
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Re:（English Joke）轻松一刻
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Boss's idea When my printer's type began to go faint, I called a repair shop where a friendly man told me that the printer probably needed only to be cleaned. Because the shop charged 50 pounds for such cleanings, he told me, it would be better for me to read the printer's directions and try the job myself. Pleasantly surprised by his words, I asked, "Does your boss know that you discourage business?" "Actually it's my boss's idea," the employee replied. "We usually make more money on repairs if we let people try to repair things themselves first."
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让生活如涓涓细流，欢快，轻盈，歌唱着一路欢腾下去...
让工作成为我生活的图腾... MSN:ruddyli@hotmail.com
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chinastar 在 2006-4-18 11:42:12 发表的内容
哈哈~~~ |
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有点意思^_^
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挺好一孩子~~
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Re:（English Joke）轻松一刻
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good
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Re:（English Joke）轻松一刻
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最后这个boss真黑
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还好说话不用纳税
鳄鱼如是说
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Re:（English Joke）轻松一刻
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laolie 在 2006-4-18 13:26:17 发表的内容
最后这个boss真黑 |
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那是生财有道，哈哈：）
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